Yeah, it's time to fire ol' Dooley! Surely Tennessee can get a better coach than him! There must be a line of top quality coaches a mile long just beating the D.A.'s door down to come coach the Vols! Yeah, tons of 'em! Doesn’t everybody want to coach at Tennessee? I mean, all the really good coaches?
Yeah, they know how patient and appreciative the fans of our fair state are. Sure, we would never, ya know, run off the winningest active coach in the NCAA just because he had a couple of off years or anything like that. No, we’re much smarter than that!
Oh, no! Not us! I mean, who wouldn’t want to come to Tennessee from like, oh, I don’t know, California? Or maybe a good old southern coach who has a great forty percent record would come to save our team. Yeah, that’s the ticket!
Doesn’t Tennessee deserve a coach who is just like its fans? I mean, smart, loyal, grateful? Don’t we deserve the best? Hasn’t Tennessee shown the world of college football that we have the stick-to-it-ness to hang it there when things get tough?
Yeah, time to fire Dooley. I can’t believe that we’re not National Champions yet! It’s downright embarrassing! Surely there’s a coach out there who doesn’t mind the derision, the ridicule and impatience that Vol fans meet out? Sheesh!
Oh, what’s that I hear? My just be me, but it sure sounds like chickens coming home to roost!
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