Tuesday, April 16, 2013

How To Spot a Guy

1. Guys brag about how little they sleep.

2. Guys brag about how early they get up.

3. Guys brag about how much money they make.

4. Guys complain about how much money they make.

5. Guys brag about who they’re gonna whip.

6. Guys brag about how hard they work.

7. Guys brag about how hard the job was before the new guy showed up.

8. Guys brag about how pretty their ex-wife/ex-girlfriend was.

9. Guys brag about how much trouble they’ve been in.

10. Guys brag about their injuries/scars.

11. Guys can’t watch you work without trying to take over.

12. Guys have a lot to prove.

I’m sure glad I’m not a “guy”!

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